How Jesus Heals Horny: The Book I Wish Had Been Given to Me

Note from Author How Jesus Heals Horny is the book I wish had been given to me when I was wandering around in New York City bars and porn theaters, searching for someone or something to make me stop hurting. I was a very promiscuous man. My friend Kevin summed it up well one day when he said, "Good Lord, Robert. I did the math, and I can safely say that only Rogaine has been on more men than you." Kevin has a way with words. The first chapter is titled "The Birth of a Human Toilet." You can figure out the rest. If you are easily offended by scenes of sexual addiction, fetishes, the Bible's stand on sexual immorality, or Jesus Christ, How Jesus Heals Horny will not be an easy read for you. Description Combining biblical truths and absurd humor, against an unapologetically sexual backdrop, How Jesus Heals Horny is a book for the sexually distressed, offering salt, light, and much needed humor to invite men trapped in the dark world of secret sexual sin into the Kingdom of God. While the opening of How Jesus Heals Horny may contain content too mature for the young, inhibited, or sensitive reader, it becomes clear that Robert swallowed his pride and shared these scenes of sexual addictions and fetishes from his past to remind us that Jesus specializes in freeing individuals who, by human standards, seem unsalvageable. Although Robert does nothing to conceal his homosexual orientation, this book will minister to humans of any orientation, as well as provide compassion and perspective to all God’s children affected by sexual brokenness. It is most challenging to categorize How Jesus Heals Horny into a specific genre. It could awkwardly sit on shelves alongside books classified as Christian, inspirational, self-help, recovery, memoirs, and humor, but would be the deviant on any shelf. Read it. View Less