The Crypt of the Magi: A Cozy Comic Christmas Fantasy Parody (The Ember Years Book 4)

Benny and Gus Are Back. And This Time, It’s Festive! Benny and Gus are ghouls living in a forgotten crypt, quietly obsessing about Martha Stewart, the meaning of Christmas, and whether the corpse buried in section 3C is ready to be eaten yet. When Benny magically summons Martha Stewart one dreary Christmas Eve, what will happen when he gets more than he bargained for? Will he survive? More importantly, will Christmas ever be the same? Foul, funny, and weirdly heartwarming, The Crypt of the Magi is the anti-holiday holiday novel for anyone who’s fought the urge to strangle a caroler. This hilarious Christmas ghost story combines Discworld’s goofiness, Charles Dickens (who does not approve of this nonsense!), and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Perfect for fans of What We Do in the Shadows and spooky suburban mythology. Dare to unwrap the weirdest Christmas tale of the year. Buy now! View Less